POST FIVE SENTENCES AND CALL IT A LEGITIMATE ENTRY? WHY NOT. Jesus would be proud. Shikamaru/Neji.
Shikamaru feels like an absolute twit. "This-" he pulls at the ball of cotton on his ass - "is the stupidest kink you've ever had."
"Shut up," Neji says, straightening Shikamaru's ears. "Bunnies don't talk."
"They don't deliver 'eggs of sex,' either."
Neji smirks and runs his hand up Shikamaru's thigh, brushing lightly over the fur-clad crotch and leaving his fingertips to linger on Shikamaru's personal carrot. "You can't prove that."