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14 February 2005 @ 09:21 pm
Be Mine
- "Valentine's Day is merely a commercial endeavor constructed to aid in my continuing hatred of all mankind." Well, yes, but it's also about love. Naruto/Sasuke, PG. Originally done for a temps_mort's challenge.

( L is for the way you look at me... )
12 February 2005 @ 07:37 pm
For challenge number thirteen over at deathnote100.

Title: Stop.
Challenge: #13, In The End it doesn't even maaattteer.
Wordcount: 100. Aiaiaiai!
Spoilers: None! :O

Stop.Collapse )

And, uh, the same MP3 I gave them: Poe's "Rose."
Current Mood: boredbored
13 January 2005 @ 09:26 pm
First of two Sakura-centered tid-bits for calophi, who bought me paid user time. Done in three minutes, and it sucks, BUT IT IS MY LOVE THAT COUNTS. <3


"Sakura," Sasuke says. He looks at the ground, at that tree, at the box in his hands - anything but 'her.' Even now it's... embarrassing.

"Sakura-chan," Naruto agrees, and after Sasuke says nothing else, Naruto pokes him.

"Ah - I have," Sasuke stops. "I mean, it's nothing important, or like I went out and... it's just - it's only -"

"Happy Birthday, Sakura-chan!" Naruto cheers, and he helps Sasuke blindly thrust the package forward.

Ten seconds goes by before the impassive recipient takes it. "Nice job, Sasuke," Kakashi says. "No, really. Maybe, next time, you can even get through practicing without Naruto's help."

"Shut up," Sasuke mutters. "I'll get it right."

"Eventually," Naruto adds.
Current Mood: tiredtired
29 December 2004 @ 11:33 pm
darkeyedwolf is a bad influence on me. A quick little ficlet for her.

Kid's Stuff
- "Won't someone think of the children?" For shame, Kakashi-sensei. You're a bad, bad teacher. (Kakashi/Sasuke. No, seriously.)

Dirty sensei.Collapse )
Current Mood: flirtyohohohohoho, yes.
Current Music: The Cure // Friday I'm In Love
05 December 2004 @ 06:25 pm
sadieko started it.


When Kakashi had begun to stumble all over the topic of menstruation, Sakura could have killed herself. Or perhaps Naruto, who was looking at her with an undisguised amount of awe. Or even Sasuke, who was turning green at the very thought of her system and looking like he wanted nothing else than to saturate his mind with bleach for a month.

"And the cramps," Kakashi held his chin thoughtfully, as if remembering something from long ago. Rin had been such a PMS bitch. "Sakura will most likely be having those. Teamwork might be suffering later on because of them, even."

Yes, homicide was looking very nice right now.

"Kakashi-sensei," she said, slowly and carefully (no, her teeth were not grinding. Not. At. Fucking. All.), "it's not quite... that bad."

"Of course it is," Naruto shuddered. "You pour blood out of your -"

Sasuke made a gagging noise in the background, but by now Sakura was too angry to pay attention to such petty things.

"Naruto, if you do not shut up this very minute, I swear I'll-"

Naruto's morbid curiosity could not be conquered. "And do you actually stick something up your-"

Kakashi turned away from the delightful conversation to watch Sasuke run for the closest bathroom. Well, there went the rebuilding of the Uchiha clan. Sasuke was apparently disgusted by vaginae.

Like there was any doubt.
Current Mood: moodyheadache-y
07 November 2004 @ 03:53 pm
Oh, My Pain!
- "You just don't understand!" Sasuke never did figure out he was an angst whore. PG, numbersgohere wordcount. Parody.

I am bored and unwilling to do homework. Hush.Collapse )
Current Mood: confusedksdfjklsjf. *procrastinates*
07 November 2004 @ 01:56 pm
This was originally for the gender-switch challenge at deathnote100, but I completely forgot to post it. :D;;

Handcuffs, matey.Collapse )

Also, this is the greatest thing ever. Massively disturbing.
Current Mood: crankycranky
31 October 2004 @ 02:11 pm
NaNo survey taken from quackkwak/softcover.NaNo SurveyCollapse )
Current Mood: frustratedstupid homework
03 October 2004 @ 06:17 pm

War of Affections
- "A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat." You can fight each other, tooth and nail, but one should at least always have the curtousy to snuggle. Mindless, mindless Naruto/Sasuke, which I am utterly gay for as a pairing.

Fighters take their temperament everywhere with them.Collapse )
Current Mood: coldcold
Current Music: Led Zepplin // Immigrant Song
26 September 2004 @ 09:49 pm
For impulsedriven.

Naruto, G, Sasuke and Naruto.

And the prompt word was...Collapse )